“A Tidal Basin’s Swan Song – Or: Wet Yet, Wilbur?”

(November 26, 2019)

If all the ‘pols’ were

more like Fanne Foxx’s* chum ‘Wil’

fewer lies to hide

*(I first though it was Fanny Flagg, but upon closer search found Fanne Fox – The Argentine Bombshell – who helped ‘baptize’ Arkansas politician Wilbur Mills in the Washington, D. C. Tidal Basin one fine night, thus providing the inspiration for another Arkansan politician’s wetter wanderings.)

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