“It Just Seems So Perfect!”


(June 10, 20919)

June “Straight Pride” Parade

may put the laugh back in “gay”

causes bru-ha-ha!*

*(Boston application to hold a Straight Pride Parade during what now seems so “traditional” as Gay Pride Month – Even Disney expanded its Gay Day to Gay Days! – and the mayor of that most Catholic community that feted Ted Kennedy and more reprobates than could fit on an old British Tea Ship is most incensed. Why, the sheer affrontery of having a parade celebrating heterosexuality! Just frosts The Brahmins! Bet The Combat Zone is all agog! Bet The Queens want to rally the troops to repulse- if not accost (sorry Jim, I hadda stretch to get that reference aboard, even if I did not include the last “a” or the hispanic given moniker) those foul rebels. Bet other cities ’round the nation get the joke and climb aboard.)

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