“How Much To Wash My Hog?”


(May 27, 2019)

when was the last time

someone offered to wash your hog

did they bring own soap

*(I know: middle line one syllable too long: but it’s such a cute image – this guy comes ’round with a bucket and big bristle brush and offers to give you some hogwash. Could be the start of a brand new successful industry – especially in the gated communities where such conveniences are appreciated. Boutique Hogwash Services Rendered Here!)

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