“Takes The ‘Whine’ Outta Outdoors”


(April 23, 2019)

bugbites hate sour grape*

some call jesus’ last sop

eases sunburn too

*(Any ol’e cheap white distilled vinegar not only takes the sting out of mosquito bites but also calms the tortured skin cells as they broast in the sun. For those of us who eschew noxious cream burn concoctions which do not sting – how can a sober man tell if he got sunburnt or skeeter-bit without a stinging sensation from a slather of ole sour grape juice…’sides the slight acidic tinge to the air counteracts wafting other fumes, too.)

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