wife is going into labor

Worthy of our own Steve Johnson!

Joke for today

A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labour.
As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father.
They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine.
The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father.
The wife says, “Oh, that’s actually better.”

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Jumping Arbor Day and EarthDay both but caught my the careful calendar-watchers, one for fresh tender bark and leaves and another to get a wing up on the neighborhood rental-brokerbird. Mindful now that I have yellow and red pear tomato seedlings ready to sprout flowers soonerishly and a long list of chardengores before I settle down to concoct a thigh-of-turkeyquesadilla after of course I roast said thighs one of which may fall off onto a hungry plate whilst the compost gets turned into the South Forty for okra, beans the like.

Cat Nap Revue

planting a sapling
deer and jays welcome
the new arrival

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You rolle your do admirably. Whatsaythecritics? I have a feeling this’un will be a family favorite…in a century or so and will help explain why “so-and-so” goes all weird with that quirky smirksmile. Glad I went back and fourn ’22’ when I realize one had slipped out a side door, smiling.

Cat Nap Revue

family vid-chats
grandma does all the talking
I do weird faces

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I had thought I’d seen this’un earlier but went back anyway. AhhhYass! That time of year when any may apply and employ a sidewat car-catcher come taxtime. My first – no, second (line) thought was about “bet this is about a crossdresser” one wayward eye gleaned from the windup. Another sterling example why you master.

Cat Nap Revue

sidewalk sign dancing
dressed as Lady Liberty
grizzled, white haired man

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