(December 2, 2018)
comes not just to visit
but wants Stay-A-Whiles!”
Tickets to Disney World? Fine.
But a Space Shuttle Launch tag?*
*(Even I had to wait for my press credentials almost to the end of my tenure at Titusville Star-Aggravate (Advocate) before spreading my brand of minor media mayhem. The above tale fictional. None need come to the manse to root the interlopers. Nebber Hatchee, amigos. Just a story.)