(October 16, 2018)
Barley* next ‘warming’ victim –
thus, beer for all doomed!
*(Once again like 10-year-locusts the Global Warming crowd comes out with new doomspeaks, but this time Nature Magazine posits that this “fourth” We Have But 10 Years Before Doom prophesy, says the Northern Hemisphere’s barley crops will begin failing, and since it already is too late to change our ways and in response Mother Earth will spoil our world’s beer supply in a fit of mad pique over our disrespect of the new religion of Global Warming…oops, new denomination: Global Weather Change, Man-Made Synod! Next “They” will tell me hops and cannabis are doomed. Hell, weed already is doomed: it’s on the menu for government acceptance here in the United States…especially since Canada has just announced beginning with Newfoundland the Country we like Laughingly To Call United States North, Eh?, will begin burning dope Real Soon Now and with that as prospect every right thinking head in North America – Mexicans swill cerveza too! – will jump on the Global Warming bandwagon just to give us a thirsty quenchee to go with our munchies! I surrender, Nature Magazine. Roll Me ‘Nother Anchor Steam!)