“Say ‘Howdy’ And ‘Thanks,’ Marco”

Yeah. Out of Haiku (and such) format. But this I am sad to say screams for a wider audience than just Commentary, Outrages. That is my sermon: there will be no collection. I need to sanitize my next water with some Bushmills.

Commentary, Outrages, Prose

(October 1, 2018)

By J Kirk Richards

Senator Marco Rubio (r-Fla.) should walk right up to “Handy” Andy Gillum (The Last Mayor Tallahassee ever will want) and kiss him right full on the lips – tongue optional – and whisper in his ear, “Thanks, Handy Andy.  If not for you scores of Be-Jesus Scared Republicans, Libertarians, Independents and perhaps more than just a few disgusted Democrats, I’d never have the chance to put forth a winning case in two more years that I should be considered fully rehabilitated to run either for more Senate Navy Bean Soup in our exclusive restaurant on Capitol Hill, or perhaps a nicer set of digs just down the street.”

“Next time you get the chance, Handy Andy, will you kindly get our good pal Governor Jerry Moonbeam to suggest that Florida copy California in passing – so he could sign and then you could…

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