(September 7, 2018)
most- pooped, pissed
‘pon street before business day:
Not talkin’ homeless!
Our mutts make ‘Frisco’s urban*
human wasters go in shame!
*(Original term coigned I believe by retired Libertarian radio talk show host Neal Boortz: Urban Outdoorsmen! Unca Neal railed especially from his Atlanta, Georgia perch on that particular subset of the upper-primate species we call homo sapiens sapiens. Too bad he retired before San Francisco began its urban repavement program for a portion of its sidewalks. Some sit-down artists, I suspect, will begin hiring themselves out by wits and wags to help cut down through-traffic on their streets…since those patrons already use the alleyways for ingress and egress. Wonder if there will be a market there for ‘tween building tunnels to keep Miss Molly and Master Molly’s shoes out of the rough?)