“I’ll Have The Monsanto Crunch, Please”


(September 7, 2018)

my monsanto-topped

shredded wheat breakfast is safe

but for (or from) whom?*

 

*(Recently released study shows Monsanto Corporation’s chemical enhancements appear atop some breakfast cereals, but according to government and Monsanto – is there a difference? – spokesmen (genderlessness is my middle un-name!) it’s perfectly safe…especially if you do not mind the corn silk popping out of your ears.)

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