“The Ballad Of UCF”

(May 5, 2018)


U Can’t Finish now

nation’s largest school – and more:

unbeaten Grid Team!*


  • (13-0 in Division 1, beating Auburn in a New Year’s bowl game while Alabama and someone else tussled for the mythic crown: both them teams had blemishes, so University of Central Florida in a move marketing people will study for, oh, seven or six seconds before scoffing aloud into their tony water with lime slice, the school painted National Champions! 13-0! 2016-17 on their school’s stadium.  Wonder when Florida will schedule them now?)

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