“All These Are ‘Givens’ And So…”


Given: Generals

are crazy; Colonels, pissy;*

so Sergeants eat shit!

 

  • (Fill in the appropriate descriptive for each descending rank through both Private and most importantly Recruit, and you have a lot of proven ‘Givens.’  But for this exercise three are enough.  No doubt the Sergeant will find someone to share – all! – his meal, but be assured should something go amiss, neither the private or recruit nor the General will find succor in the Sergeant’s glare because he (now: or she!) knows the flowing downhill model works only to Echo-Five and all else below doesn’t even ken the possibility of a shitless existence.)

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