“Who Does Your Statistics, Smoky Bear?”

Nine-of-ten woods fires

really? People-caused? Really?

Californ’Mebbe?*

 

  • (Ever hear of lightning?  Thunderstorms?  I’d like it if the Interior Department insisted on publishing the statistical source of the radio and television claims flung out with its Smoky The Bear spots.  Just to be fair. Lightning might be a bit jealous of its blame, donchaknow?)