“Got Water Or Beer”

Got water or beer:

neither is cold – I water,

but I know some tricks*!


  • (Wet thoroughly a thick terrycloth towel.  Wrap well the object beer can or bottle in the towel.  Put the towel in the shade and let the outside liquid evaporate.  An 80° Fahrenheit beer seems cold enough when the outside temp broaches three digits.)

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