“It’s The Mucus!”


New study reveals

boogers better than toothpaste:

prevents cavaties!*

 

*(According to some medical – or was it dental – rag the mucus found binding boogers in nasal passages – when picked and of course prior to a thorough handwashing get “accidentall” deliberately consumed, those formerly frowned-upon citizens usually of a tender age though not always tend to present with fewer than expected dental cavities.  Pardon: gotta go pick!)

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